this halloween season, the conscientious folk at hershey’s put together an online safety course chock full of tips intended to make trick-or-treat experiences safer ones. and with good reason – predators decked out in popular street wear (see hooligan pictured above) are out trolling the streets, offering up to trick or treaters half-eaten suckers laced with poison, drugs, and the occasional hypodermic needle.
but lucky for us, contributing writer steev sachs studied his little tookus off, passed the trick-or-treat training course with flying colors (see diploma), and shared all of the valuable information he accrued.
thanks, steev!
-dana
1 comment:
Note the common ruse of the predator--just because he's got a sucker in his mouth, doesn't mean the sucker he's offering isn't laced with poisonous drugs.
Or, he could be pulling a Princess Bride Wesley trick, having built up an immunity to the poison over a long time. Either way, beware.
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