this past lucky-7 saturday was national chocolate day. and while the eyes of all six of our esteemed readers (including bob saget, the son of the guy who played ALF, and the ghost of lucille ball) were glued to bittersweetjesus as they anxiously awaited elaborate editorial / sanctimonious stories about the genius of cocoa beans, we dropped the proverbial ball and were instead incurring irreversible hearing damage at BOADRUM77 – a very special performance by the boredoms in DUMBO.
reasons we considered it important enough to miss national chocolate day:
1.) there were 77 guest drummers.
2.) a recently de-maned andrew w.k. was there.
3.) complimentary saporro was being served.
4.) we have lives, too, people!
- dana krozek
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