two important notes for the beach bum masses heading to the sandy shore of long island this summer:
1.) prepare to see more gold-jewelry and excessively tanned hides than you thought humanly possible (uv-protection sunglasses strongly suggested as both are sure to burn holes in your retinas); and
2.) the candy selection along the boardwalk is lackluster, at best.
necco wafers? smarties? wax bottles? get with the times, strong island!
thanks to our good friends (food preservatives!) there are now a number of swelter-friendly chews perfect for the packing. recommendations include licorice (the australian kind that blows the US version out of the water), tootsie roll pops, and spree – combination / quantity depends entirely on your current cavity count.
- dana krozek
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