the skor bar… what can i say about it that (most likely) hasn’t already been said? one of the most underrated candy bars on the market today, the skor bar was introduced to the sweet-toothed masses in 1983. it’s a toffee-based candy bar like it’s much older predecessor the ‘Heath’ bar. unlike the heath bar however, this sweet treat doesn’t get stuck to those big boney molars in the back of the mouth.
ever take a skor bar and put it in the freezer?! if you answered no, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! if you answered yes, will you date me? 'cause that would mean we have so much in common. but yes, putting this tasty little rectangle of goodness in the freezer helps to solidify the toffee and makes it a little less messy to eat.
here’s a fun little fact: skor translates as 'shoe' from swedish, and the crown that appears in the product's logo is identical to that found in the Swedish national emblem of 'tre kronor'. skor bars can be found practically anywhere... anywhere they sell fine-ass candy that is! So get to that local bodega, the supermarket, those little huts in the subway that sell candy and get yourself a skor! you can tell all of your friends that you scored… a skor!
- Joey Angerone
3 comments:
to all those ladies who like skor bars, joe's phone number is 212.741.7100
man, you really skored with this post.
Ha. Get it?!?!
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