While walking Chicago's Magnificent Mile this morning, we were unexpectedly plagued by feelings of nausea, headache, fatigue and dry mouth. Just as we relayed our symptoms to a cyber clinician via Huckleberry device (bookmarked, we're hypochondriacs), it dawned on us: it had been 13 hours since we last consumed anything derived from the cocoa bean. (Lousy hotel replacing our Count Chocula with Cheerios. Pfff.) WebMD spouted off something about a possible brain aneurism but we took AP Biology and know a thing or two about self-diagnosis. Clearly choxofication: chocolate withdrawal.
Lucky for us, Bloomsberry & Co. have just the prescription. Their Emergency Chocolate and Dr. Chocolate bars not only deliver 50 CCs of all-natural premium cocoa with each bite, they also provide immediate relief of candy cravings, lovesickness, mild anxiety and extreme hunger. The bars can alternatively be massaged into affected areas (at your own discretion).
-Dana
1 comment:
Well written article.
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